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| So this is a prime example of why my parents suck and why i now went from not caring too much about christmas to hating it.
When we were in Italy I got 2 cheap soccer jerseys. A Rocchi (my favorite player from Lazio) and a Totti (one of the best and most popular Italian players of all time). Due to illness, previous plans and an extreme desire for some down time, I flew home a week early from Italy. After I got home I decided I wanted a higher quality, official Rocchi jersey. So I called my parents and asked them to get me one and I figured I give the extra one to my friend who picked me up from the airport.
Week later, parents get home and they made a mistake and brought me back a slightly crappy Totti jersey. Oh well, it's really not that bad having 2 of the same jerseys of slightly different qualities and none of your favorite player.
ANYWAYS BACK TO WHY I HATE CHRISTMAS
I got a mid sized box for christmas and right away I noticed it was real light for a box this size. I opened it and sure enough there was a picture of the real official Totti jersey they just ordered straight from Italy
Fuck Me Up The Ass
Probably cost a fortune to ship such a shitty gift.
yes
that means
I have owned 4 different Totti jerseys and I gave away my favorite player's jersey.
My parents fucking suck
and look at me, whining about them like a bitch on an extremely obscure xanga
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| 9 times out of 10 when I honk my horn, I'm not alerting the other driver that they're endangering our lives, but instead alerting them to the fact that they are an asshole.
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| So I was watching my favorite show Cops today and there was a 911 hangup. Basically this lady called up the police, realized she was stupid in doing so, and hung right up. Naturally a nice lady cop was dispatched to the apartment. The cop opens the door to find a boyfriend and girlfriend in their mid-30's having an argument.
The boyfriend just got out of prison for some semi-light shit, DUI, possession of marijuanna, nothing terribly bad.
They were arguing because the boyfriend was ignoring his girlfriend because he "wanted to be left alone"
The girlfriend was angry that her boyfriend wasn't "talking to him" so she began to "throw stuff"
and the boyfriend was angry that he was forced to "answer the same questions 3 times and just wanted to be left alone"
I just think the boyfriend is spot on, HE JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON!
He's been in an 8by8 cell with a bunch of scary ass dudes for months!
he just wanted to bang a girl and then have some privacy, IS THAT SO BAD!
He's hasn't had pussy or privacy for a long ass time!
leave the poor guy alone!
as he's walking out of the apartment he turns to the lady cop and complains by just saying "women"
and im like
spot on brother, spot on
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| So I was watching my favorite show Cops today and there was a 911 hangup. Basically this lady called up the police, realized she was stupid in doing so, and hung right up. Naturally a nice lady cop was dispatched to the apartment. The cop opens the door to find a boyfriend and girlfriend in their mid-30's having an argument.
The boyfriend just got out of prison for some semi-light shit, DUI, possession of marijuanna, nothing terribly bad.
They were arguing because the boyfriend was ignoring his girlfriend because he "wanted to be left alone"
The girlfriend was angry that her boyfriend wasn't "talking to him" so she began to "throw stuff"
and the boyfriend was angry that he was forced to "answer the same questions 3 times and just wanted to be left alone"
I just think the boyfriend is spot on, HE JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON!
He's been in an 8by8 cell with a bunch of scary ass dudes for months!
he just wanted to bang a girl and then have some privacy, IS THAT SO BAD!
He's hasn't had pussy or privacy for a long ass time!
leave the poor guy alone!
as he's walking out of the apartment he turns to the lady cop and complains by just saying "women"
and im like
spot on brother, spot on
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